Reminder: Stop By Your Dealer’s Harvest Fest Table
NEW LONDON, CT — Explaining that it was a great opportunity to connect with new customers and make some extra cash, the weird fifth-year senior who sells you weed reminded…
NEW LONDON, CT — Explaining that it was a great opportunity to connect with new customers and make some extra cash, the weird fifth-year senior who sells you weed reminded…
This article was originally published in 2019 as part of The College Moan, a previous iteration of satire at Conn. You can check out this and other Moan articles here!…
This article was originally published in 2019 as part of The College Moan, a previous iteration of satire at Conn. You can check out this and other Moan articles here!…
Originally published on Instagram, April 4th, 2023.
In a surprise announcement on the heels of President Bergeron's resignation, the Board of Trustees has informed the campus community that Katherine Bergeron's hair will take the reigns as interim…
Camels, protect your Hump when you bundle with Progressive. Originally published on Instagram, May 3rd, 2023.
"This place is just wonderful! Who lives in this house?" asked President Bergeron. "I didn't even know it existed!" Originally published on Instagram, March 7th, 2023.
As a result of the inter-mascot duel, Rodmon King has been appointed Assistant Dean for Diversity, Inclusion, and Belonging at UMass Amherst, and Humphrey is in critical condition at Lawrence…
An anonymous submission from an incredibly talented humper 🥵 Originally published on Instagram, March 1st, 2023
BREAKING: NLPD officers are forcibly injecting bivalent COVID-19 boosters into students by the Plex and Cro. Be careful out there! Originally published on Instagram, March 1st, 2023.