“In the face of controversy and crisis, I have gone above and beyond my assigned duties as President. I am proud to announce that I have bestowed upon myself the honor of Connecticut College employee of the month,” announced President Bergeron via press release. “The reward for this honor is a $200,000 bonus,” read a footnote.

Originally published on Instagram, February 22nd, 2023.

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