“In response to student rebellion, I have decided to proclaim the first annual Connecticut College Hunger Games, to be hosted in the arboretum. Two tributes will be selected at random from each dorm; hopefully, their sacrifice will teach the student body to be grateful for the stability of my leadership,” reads an excerpt from a press release issued by the President’s office.

Originally published on Instagram, February 9th, 2023.

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